My Average Family

i realized recently that i tend to lie a lot to the kids at the daycare where i work. so far, i have told the children that i am married to ryan reynolds, i have four friends that are zombies, and that the large scar on my arm (that i got from breaking my arm on a trampoline) was a shark bite. they also think that i escaped from that shark attack by punching the shark in the face and swimming away.