My Average Family

my friend therese and i are so average that we decided to make a fort together. as any good fort maker knows, a truly average fort has to have at least four chairs. i went downstairs to grab the chairs from my dining room as my dad was making dinner. when he asked what i was doing i told him that i was going to play musical chairs with therese and our imaginary friends. he got a little upset and told me that i couldnt take the chairs because we needed them for dinner. i grudgingly asked if i could at least take two to make our fort, to which my dad replied, "oh you're making a fort? why didn't you say so? you can take them all as long as it's important."